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sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20


this is fucking terrifying

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

the only people that like me live THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM ME wtf

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asking-laughingjack:

hornetsandtribes:

sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Have you never seen a kangaroo?